Monday, December 14, 2015

Christmas Movie Review #11 - Becoming Santa

An early favorite for this year’s most awesome cheesy Christmas Movie is “Becoming Santa”. So in this wonderfully sweet little film, we have Holly Klaus a veterinarian with a secret. Her Boyfriend, Connor is a Christmas nut and wants to propose but being old-fashioned, he wants to asks Holly’s parents first. 

Here is where Holly’s secret comes into play. Her parents are 80’s sitcom stars Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross (Family Ties).  Actually, their real secret is that they are Santa and Mrs. Claus!!!!!
Well after a strange non-consensual drugging of Connor to get him to the north pole, Conner meets the Clauses. By the way Connor is a bit of a dim Christmas bulb and even with all the signs pointing to SANTA AND MRS. CLAUS, he doesn’t quite get it until about halfway through the movie.

A couple of things I learned in this movie:

Communication of Family Obligations is important.


I don’t think Holly Claus should drug her boyfriend.


Jack Frost is kind of an asshole.


Connor might be good looking but he is a moron.


I will say that this movie had the quickest sniffle time ever for me – 3 minutes.



CANDY CANES: 4



CRY TIME: 3 minutes


Christmas Movie Review #10 - Family for Christmas

Rarely do you see two levels of plagiarism in one movie, but Hallmark pulled it off this year. Back in 2000, Universal pictures released a great Christmas movie starring Nicholas Cage and Tea Leoni called the Family Guy. It was a heart-warming film with some very funny moments. It was a modern spin on "It's a Wonderful Life".

This year, Hallmark basically made the same movie with Lacey Chalbert called "Family for Christmas". There was one scene, that I swear, used the same script! 

Lacey Chalbert plays the fast paced, hard headed, tv news reporter - Hannah Dunbar. Hannah left her college sweetheart and moved to San Francisco to pursue her dreams. 10 years later, she is successful and enjoying her career but something is missing. Any guesses what that is? Well Christmas is the time for magical wishes and Lacey gets hers. If you don't want to be spoiler, don't watch this movie or Family Man.

Sorry folks, not a lot of tears or candy canes on this one, as I spent most of the movie thinking, "My god how did Hallmark keep from getting sued on this one?"

Candy Canes: 1











Cry Time: Didn't cry on this one (well maybe a sniffle at the end)

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Christmas Movie Review #9 - The Flight Before Christmas

Ok so I am a little behind on Movie Reviews. That doesn’t mean I haven’t been watching! So please fasten your seat belts and return your seats to the upright position, we are ready for take off.

So remember a month or so ago when I told you that Lifetime and Hallmark had dueling Christmas movies about flight delays? I reviewed Hallmark’s entry (A Christmas Detour) last time. Now I have Lifetime’s “The Flight Before Christmas” to tell you about. Spoiler - Lifetime’s was better!


In this Merry little romp we have Mayim Bialik (yes Blossom) as Stephanie Michelle Hunt and Ryan McPartlin (from Chuck) as Michael Nolan both live in L.A. but have ties to the East Coast.


After what is one of the most brutal dumpings to ever occur on TV, Stephanie’s boyfriend waits until she is all packed and ready to move into his apartment to tell her he is having second thoughts. (He is a tool). So not having anywhere to spend Christmas, she decides to head home to Connecticut (maybe Boston?) to celebrate Chritmas/Hanukkah with her half Christian / half Jewish family.


Michael Nolan on the other hand is flying to NY (or again maybe Boston?) to see his Long Distance Fiance (I don’t know her name my notes just say bitch).


Through a madcap series of events including Brian Doyle Murray as a Secret Santa and a surprise snow storm that shuts down all flights in the US, Stephanie and Michael end up spending time in a small town in Montana. If you guessed that they hated each other and then fall in love - you got it. There are the normal ups and downs but you know where this ends up - a dive bar on New Years Eve.


I liked this one a lot better than the Hallmark version, because there was some actual chemistry between to two leads.


Cry Time: 22 Minutes (the break up was rough)


3 Candy Canes


Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Christmas Movie Review #8 – A Christmas Detour

Candice Cameron Bure’s 2015 entry in the cheesefest that is Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas is “A Christmas Detour”. She plays an oddly bitchy and anxious Paige Summerlind. Paige is travelling to the Big Apple to meet her “soulmate’s” family to plan their wedding. The movie starts out with Paige annoying the hell out of everyone at LAX at every turn: Picking a seat (who does this at the ticket counter at an airport?), pointing out to people at a newsstand that she wrote the article in a wedding magazine (I would have called a cop), and  bringing on a giant vision board as a carry one (wouldn’t the flight attendant have stopped her).

She sits beside a cynical bastard named Dylan (no last name but I am thinking it is McKay) on the flight to New York and goes on and on and on about fate and soulmates and true love. I was kind of hoping there were snakes on the plane to shut her up.

Anyway the flight is diverted to Buffalo because of a giant storm coming up the East Coast and Paige is forced to turn energies into annoying the other people stuck in Buffalo.  The second half of the movie is a little better not because of Paige and Dylan but the because of Maxine and Frank the secondary couple. They are a hoot and provide a nice counterpoint to Paige’s bullshit on the long trip to NYC (ROAD TRIP!)


So yeah, I didn’t like this one very much, but the last 45 minutes were sweet and worth the ticket price.

Cry Time: 90 Minutes


2 Candy Canes



Saturday, November 28, 2015

Christmas Movie Review #7 - Angels Sing

So by now you should be well into your fourth or fifth turkey/stuffing/cranberry sauce sandwich, and likely are looking for a Christmas movie to watch. Let me suggest Angels Sing, a 2013 film starring Harry Connick, Jr. as Michael Walker, a man who hates Christmas. This heartwarming and charmingly musical film is about love, family, music, and healing.

Michael and his wife Susan (Connie Britton) find themselves looking for a new home and come across an amazing bargain on the world famous Live Oak Lane in Austin Tx. (A street known for its Christmas Lights.) Through the magic of Christmas, Michael’s family comes together and heals some new and old hurts.

I don’t want to talk too much about the plot because it really is a great little film. The soundtrack is also wonderful and worth the purchase price. I will, however, link you to a video of one of the great music scenes in this film.

Cry time: 25 minutes


4 Willie Nelsons

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Christmas Movie Review #6 Northpole: Open for Business (or Northpole 2 Electric Boogaloo)

So if you read this blog you will remember that I hated Northpole last year. It was awful; awful acting, awful plot, awful casting. Northpole 2 was slightly better. And by slightly, I mean one candy cane stripe better. The plot is a mix of “Santa is Real, Christmas Saves the Hotel, Christmas Heals a Broken Heart, and The Grinch that Plagiarized Christmas.” Lori Laughlin of Full House Fame (pretty much everyone that was on Full House ends up in Hallmark Christmas Movies) plays MacKenzie an appraiser for an auction house who inherits her aunt’s Inn in Vermont (I through for sure they would plagiarize it and call it the Pine Tree Inn from “White Christmas”, but they did not).  Mackenzie plans on selling it off as soon as possible, but goes to inspect the property…

What Mackenzie doesn’t know is that the Northern Lights Inn is actually a magical energy point for Santa Claus and without it, he won’t be able to deliver his gifts (I am unsure if he would abandon the whole trip or if just New England would get screwed). So he sends his most annoying elf – Clementine down to the Inn to give Mackenzie a jolt of Christmas Spirit and save the Inn and save her heart.


This movie has a lot going on. There is a romance sub plot, a kid needing a mom sub plot and some weird subtext about a septuagenarian elf married to a human who makes good biscuits. The whole thing was messy and shoved together. I am sure they will make a “Northpole 3 – Season of the Polar Bear” or some other nonsensical garbage.  I will of course watch it. I have to.

Cry Time: I did not cry except for my inability to turn this horrible film off.


Candy Canes : (I gave it one because it was slightly better than the first one)


Thanksgiving Movie Review #3 - Jim Henson's Turkey Hollow

Once upon a time The Emerson Family (well Dad and two Kids, mom does not appear in this film) go to Crazy Hippy Aunt Cly (Mary Steenburgen) in Turkey Hollow. The town is surrounded by a forest that is said to be haunted by the Howling Hoodoo an evil monster that seems half troll / half bigfoot.

The eldest daughter is angry at being off the grid (no wifi or cell service in Turkey Hollow), the younger son is sucked into the mystery of the Howling Hoodoo and gets wrapped up in mystery, conspiracy, dirty money, and poultry sales.

The movie is actually pretty cute, and Mary Steenburgen plays her part well. The rest of the acting isn’t too bad either. This would be a fun movie for kids. It has some good themes about family and the environment and being a good person. The muppet things are cute as hell. So there we are - another Thanksgiving Movie!

Cry Time: NO tears!


This is a four gobbler movie



Sunday, November 15, 2015

Christmas Movie Review #4 and #5 – Charming Christmas & I’m Not Ready for Christmas

 

Over the past two weekends, Hallmark has shown original movies that have very similar plots. In fact there are a couple more on this year’s schedule that also fall into the same box, so I am declaring that there is now a new Christmas movie genre called “The Grinch that Plagiarized Christmas.” These movies always involve a cold hearted capitalist who doesn’t have time for Christmas, or love, or joy and only has time for work.

CHARMING CHRISTMAS

In Charming Christmas we have Julie Benz (Darla from Buffy the Vampire Slayer) playing Meredith Rossman, the heir apparent to the Rossman Department Store. She is a cold hearted business woman who is more about money then about the good old American values that made Rossman’s great – taking care of your workers, community over profit, and above all Christmas Joy.

As the Holiday Season rolls around Meredith is put in charge of the possibility of franchising Rossman’s and allowing her parents to retire. At the same time, Meredith’ hires a new store Santa who is well known for bringing the Holiday Spirit to departments stores (Is there some darkweb network of departments store Santa’s that I don’t know about?). By the way, this guy may or may not really be Santa.

Meredith is also made to wear the Mrs. Clause suit that is a Rossman’s tradition, and this starts to thaw her heart and bring her around to Rossman’s as a member of the community, not a cash cow for her and her 1% parents.

There is also a cute portmanteau of sub plots involving Christmas love and family that make this worth watching.  I really liked this movie, but it needed a little more magic at the end. Hallmark should have given us 5 more minutes to wrap up the love story.

One note: I am very tired of this joke in these types of movies: “While other kids were playing with dolls and lego I was playing Monopoly”. It was tired when Alex P. Keaton made the joke on Family Ties, it is tired now.

Crytime – 34 minutes

CHARMING CHRISTMAS: 



I’M NOT READY FOR CHRISTMAS

Ok I have to say out of the gate that one of my least favorite Hallmark movies was “Christmas at Cartwrights” with Alicia Witt and she is in this one so I may have been a little biased going in. This movie, as stated above, is a “The Grinch that Plagiarized Christmas” movie, with a little plot theft from Jim Carey’s “Liar Liar” thrown in. (Seriously I am surprised there was not a cease and desist order from Imagine and Universal Films)

Alicia Witt plays Holly Nolan, an advertising executive who from the first scene is a liar. She lies about everything to everyone around her. (The odd part is that she is a horrible liar). She has a pre-teen niece who, tired of her Aunt Holly’s bullshit excuses for missing her events, askes a street corner Santa to make it so her Aunt Holly can’t lie any more. This of course happens and hilarity (not really) ensues.


Holly finds that having to be honest to the people in her life makes her life more difficult but ultimately more rewarding. This is an interesting question to ponder, but too in-depth for both my blog and this movie

There are a couple of interesting points to make about this movie. 1) Max Caulfeild plays the antagonist in this film. You will remember Maxwell Caulfeild as Michael Carrington from Grease 2. 2) The male models from the last scene look strangely fascist during their runway walk 3) There is an odd continuity error in the scene where Holly is talking to her boss (in his ugly sweater). Watch for the extra walking back and forth in the hallway behind them. I think she may be a Time Lord from the way she appears and disappears. 4) Alicia Witt did record a somewhat catchy Christmas tune for this movie and yes I bought it on Itunes.

Crytime – sniffles only at the very end

I'M NOT READY FOR CHRISTMAS: 

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Christmas Movie Review #3 - Ice Sculpture Christmas

I didn't think she would be able to top her Oscar worthy performance in 2012's High School Holiday Reunion, but Rachel Boston may have done it with her performance in 2015's Ice Sculpture Christmas. In this film she plays Callie Shaw a young chef trying to break into the restaurant game and show off her ice sculpting skills at the very same time.

On her first day she (literally) bumps into a boy she met the day she sculpted her first ice angel, and the heat was enough to melt the...well you get what I mean. 

This movie was cute and charming, and had a couple of twists and turns. At the beginning you think that the antagonist is going to be Callie's mean boss (Brenda Strong from Starship Troopers). But no! It is her annoying co-worker played by some bitchy red-head I am not familiar with.

I won't ruin this one for you, but I will tell you that it will warm your heart. You also learn quite a lot about ice sculpting. For instance: Ice blocks have to 'temper' before they can be cut or they might fracture, and  that a Japanese handled ice saw is a thing. So this was a fun, romantic little romp that I enjoyed very much. I would recommend it on a chilly Saturday night.

CRY TIME: 90 minutes



Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Christmas Movie Review #2 - The Christmas Lodge

This is the story of Mary, an architect and preservationist, who returns to The Christmas Lodge, a place full of memories from her childhood to find that this lovely mountain home is not only in a state of disrepair but inhabited by a studly mountain man who is clearly a much better match for her than her city slicker boyfriend, Kent. (By the way you will note that I do not have any links to other films these actors have been in – the reason is that most of them haven’t been in much you have seen, so you can do your own IMDB search this time around).

Mary’s family is somewhat obsessed with the Christmas Lodge, and it is seemingly completely entangled in their lives. Mary decides to take her family (apparently all builders and contractors), to the Christmas Lodge to save it.  

There are some other elements to this movie, a sick grandfather, a little girl in need of a mother, and people who need a family. I am not going to go too deeply into the plot, as I really enjoyed this movie, and don’t want to ruin it!  I liked that it was sappy and sweet, and that the characters were all kind and innocent.

This is a simple movie, with a sweet message and while it was spiritual and Christian themed, it wasn’t overly preachy or heavy handed. If you get a chance watch this one, it will make you smile, and sniffle, and call your mom and tell her you love her.

CRY TIME – 1 Hour and 24 minutes


4 candy canes

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Christmas Movie Review #1 - Tis the Season for Love

And here we go! Hallmark’s first original movie of the season is Tis the Season for Love. This started out as a pretty typical “Christmas heals a broken heart” story. Beth Baker is an out of work actress living on the couch of her (oddly evil looking) roommate looking for her first acting break. It isn’t working out for Beth. (Note if the acting of the character Beth Baker is as bad as the acting of the actress Sarah Lancaster, this is not surprising).

So Beth decides to go back to the small town where she grew up, to celebrate the holidays. Everyone in her town is excited to see her since she apparently cut all of them out of her life when she moved to the big city. Her ex boyfriend is now married with kids and everyone has moved on in life (as people do). At one point she goes to see the town Santa Claus (yeah I thought it was borderline creepy on both their parts) and he gives her this magic key that gives her the power to see what her life might have been like, turning this into an “It’s a Wonderful Copyright Infringement."

So I got up to get some tea at about 9:00 p.m. and the second half of the movie is a little different, now there has been some kind of zombie apocalypse and we are following the story of a guy on a killing rampage. He gets captured by some psychologist/cheese maker and is being taught Akido. I am not sure if this is some surreal Christmas Fantasy thing or what. More once the movie is over...

Ok, so it seems that my wife may have changed the channel to The Walking Dead last night, sorry if there was some confusion, now back to the review of "Tis the Season for Love". 

Sadly the movie doesn't make a hell of a lot more sense watching it without the zombies.  It is overly planned out, it doesn't naturally flow from one situation to another, and it is disjointed as well. It is almost like the writer had two ideas for Christmas movies and jammed them together. There is a story about a woman coming back to her home town and finding that her real dream is to be happy and in love, then there is this whole other story about the choices we make and following our dreams. In the middle of all that we have a magical key, a kids Christmas pageant, and a David Mamet play.

I found it hard to follow. READ THAT AGAIN, I found a Hallmark Christmas movie hard to follow. I mean this isn't a deep complex movie like Momento, this is Tis the Season for Love if it is hard to follow, I am going to attribute that to bad writing, not an intellectual failure on my part. Other's may disagree...

I won't spoil the last 45 minutes... Seriously if you didn't see it coming from the first 5 minutes you are all hopped up on egg nog.


CRY TIME - NOT AT ALL, NOT EVEN A SNIFFLE. (well ok maybe at the very end.)

I give this movie, 1 Morgan. I would have enjoyed a Walking Dead Cross over this one.











Fall Movie Review #2 - Growing the Big One (no I am not kidding)

As I mentioned, my wife insisted that I watch some Thanksgiving movies before I dive into Christmas. I bucked her directive and instead watched an Autumn themed movie, "Growing the Big One" (Seriously, that is the title and it is not a porno). 

This is a sappy little tale starring Shannon Doherty (BH 90210) as Emma Smith a radio talk show host who has to rush to a small town to take care of her recently deceased grandfather's estate (a pumpkin farm) She meets local studboy Seth (no last name like Cher) played by Kavan Smith (nothing you have ever seen). 

Apparently Emma's grandfather was one of the local pumpkin kings and she has a family rep to protect. Through a series of events and a very badly played poker game, they end up teaming up to join the local pumpkin growing contest. Hence - Growing the Big One. 

Emma's evil boss at the radio station gives her a new assignment a radio/webcam show about a city girl in the country. Emma hates this but it becomes wildly popular and Seth becomes a regular part of the show. You can also imagine all the slapstick comedy as the city mouse tries to learn how to run a farm.

You can guess what happens. She and Seth win the contest! She then  gets an offer to move up to the big time because the radio show is such a hit. She accepts, but at the last minute she decided to stay in Hooterville (or whatever the town is called). The best line in the entire movie is when Emma says, "this place not only grows great pumpkins but great friends..."

I would be remiss if I didn't mention the scene in which I figured out that everyone in the cast thought the title sounded like a porno too:

A group of people are looking at the giant pumpkin that Emma and Seth grew and they are getting ready to transport it to the pumpkin festival. 

Guy one: You need to cut that stem so we can get it out of here.

Emma: How long should it be?

Guy two: about 11 or 12 inches, you don't want it to get dry.



I did not cry at all during this movie, so no cry time, but it was mildly entertaining. I will give it 2 pumpkins.





    

Friday, October 30, 2015

It May Be Too Early for Christmas Movies - Pieces of April - A Review

Since November 1 is a bit to early for my wife to start enjoying Christmas movies, she has decided that I have to watch some Thanksgiving movies first. My wife, who unbeknownst to most people, was a poetry-writing-semi-goth-girl in high school, has a dark side, so she chose “Pieces of April” as our first Thanksgiving movie.

This movie is about a dysfunctional family getting together at Thanksgiving at the apartment of the older, and somewhat estranged sister April 


 (played by Katie Holmes - Joey from Dawson’s Creek - while we are on Dawson’s creek, Pacy was so wrong for Joey, She should have waited for Dawson).

Patrica Clarkson (from Simply Irresistible) plays the mother, and Oliver Stone (really Oliver Platt but my wife insisted it was Oliver Stone) is April’s father. The rest of the cast is also good but I am starting to zone out a little bit so here is the IMDB link.

So a couple things I noticed about this movie:

Unlike every other movie I will review this season, this movie is dark and gritty and has a sex scene in the first 15 minutes.

Unlike any other movie I will review this season, the title character has a cherry tattoo on her neck.

It is filmed (according to my wife) in the Cinéma vérité style.

Unlike any other movie I will review this season, someone vomitted in the first 30 minutes (in the movie not at my house).

Unlike any other movie I will review this year the line “Please give me my fucking turkey” is in the script.

However gritty and dark this movie is, In the end this is a “Christmas heals a brokenheart” film and it tells the story of a family that finds love and each other at Thanskgiving. Overall a good watch.

CRY TIME - I didn't cry but I did think about the darkness of the human soul.

I give this film 4 turkeys!


 



Thursday, October 29, 2015

ABC FAMILY announces their countdown to "25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS" Schedule

Get ready for the COUNTDOWN to 25 Days of Christmas! 
Don't miss some of your favorite movies 
before 25 Days from November 22-30!

Sunday, November 22
5pm|4c The Parent Trap (1998)
8pm|7c Toy Story
10pm|9c Toy Story 2



Monday, November 23
4:30pm|3:30c Toy Story
6:30pm|5:30c Toy Story 2
8:30pm|7:30c Finding Nemo
12am|11c The Family Stone
Tuesday, November 24
5:30pm|4:30c Finding Nemo
8pm|7c ALL NEW Pretty Little Liars: Five Years Forward Special
9pm|8c ALL NEW Young & Hungry Christmas Special
12am|11c Jingle All The Way
Wednesday, November 25
4:30pm|3:30c Cinderella (1950)
6:30pm|5:30c Monsters, Inc.
8:30pm|7:30c Ratatouille
12am|11c Santa Baby
Thursday, November 26
3:45pm|2:45c Monsters, Inc.
6pm|5c Ratatouille
8:45pm|7:45c Planes (ABC Family Premiere)
12am|11c Holiday in Handcuffs
Friday, November 27
3:30pm|2:30c Tarzan
5:30pm|4:30c Planes
7:45pm|6:45c The Hunger Games
12am|11c Jingle All The Way
Saturday, November 28
6:30pm|5:30c The Incredibles
9pm|8c Wreck-It Ralph
11:15pm|10:15c Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
Sunday, November 29
5:30pm|4:30c The Incredibles
8pm|7c Wreck-It Ralph
10pm|9c Jingle All The Way
Monday, November 30
5pm|4c Jingle All The Way
7pm|6c Disney's A Christmas Carol
9pm|8c The Polar Express
12am|11c Little Fockers

Saturday, October 24, 2015

We Need a Little Christmas, Right This Very Minute.


On November 1, The Hallmark Channel begins their “Countdown to Christmas”, this year they are showing 17 original holiday movies. A few weeks later, Lifetime Chanel starts their “Very Merry Christmas” with 7 all new Holiday movies.

So with only a week to go, it is time for a preview of what’s coming up. While I firmly believe there is no such thing as a bad Christmas movie, some are less spectacular than others. Since not all of you are insane and will watch all of these movies, I am picking out what I think are going to be the best 5. I make no guarantees! Before you start reading this year’s blog, you may want to read this post about the 6 types of Christmas Movies.


CHRIS’S Pre-Season Picks for Best Original Christmas Movie – 2015

November 1, 2015 – ‘TIS THE SEASON FOR LOVE (Hallmark)
This one looks like a “Christmas Heals a Broken Heart” when an out of work actress goes back to her small town for Christmas. It stars Sarah Lancaster (The Judge) and Brendan Penny, and kicks of Hallmark’s season. So get some hot chocolate, and a stale candy cane from last year and enjoy the (likely too early for most people) first Christmas Movie of the season.

November 8, 2015 - CHARMING CHRISTMAS (Hallmark)
A “Santa Clause is Real!” movie with a bit of a twist. Julie Benz (Darla from Buffy the Vampire Slayer) plays the heir to a department store dynasty who doesn’t have time for love or Christmas, until she puts on an antique “Mrs. Claus” costume. Also starring David Sutcliffe (Rory’s dad from Gilmore Girls).

THE SAME MOVIE – TWO NETWORKS
The next two movies only count as one pick because they are seemingly the same plot on two different networks.

November 28, 2015 - A CHRISTMAS DETOUR (Hallmark)

December 5, 2015  - THE FLIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (Lifetime)

Both of these movies involve people on planes that are detoured because of a snow storm and the subsequently find the magic of Christmas. I wish they were on the same night. The Flight Before Christmas stars Mayim Bialik (Blossom) and Ryan McPartlin (Chuck).   Christmas Detour stars Candace Cameron (Full House) and Paul Greene.

November 29, 2015 – THE CHRISTMAS GIFT (Lifetime)
This “Inspired by a true story” Christmas movie is about a woman wanting to thank a Secret Santa from her childhood. I expect this one to be tear inducing from the first scene. It stars Michelle Trachtenberg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer).

December 12, 2015 – BECOMING SANTA (Lifetime)
“Santa is Real” is alive and well and coming to your T.V. on December 12. This soon to be classic stars Michelle Gross and Meredith Baxter (Mr. & Mrs. Keaton from Family Ties) reuniting as Mr. and Mrs. Claus. I think this may be the one I am most looking forward to.

HONORABLE/DISHONORABLE MENTION
Last year Hallmark’s overly hyped NORTHPOLE was disappointing at best. This year they are repeating that overhype (and of course the disappointment with NORTHPOLE: OPEN FOR CHRISTMAS . This seems to be a typical “Christmas Saves the Town” staring Lori Loughlin (Full House). I will watch it on November 21 and see if I can yet again be disappointed in what I am fearful will be an ongoing franchise for Hallmark.